Straight out of Des Moines, IA, aka the ninth best place to live in the entire world, Greg Wheeler and the Polygamist Mall Cops deliver manic garage punk slime at its finest — whatever that means.
Greg Wheeler (The Wheelers, The Slats, Night Stories) joins friendly neighborhood barber Hutch (The Vandon Arms) and newcomer Jill McLain-Meister to form an unusual and frantic chemistry that leaves you winded, but thirsty for more.
On their debut release, a split with St. Louis shriekers, Shitstorm, the band crams three high energy transmissions into six minutes of grimy bliss.
Merging the sounds of past punk acts like the Wipers and Wire with the modern garage leanings of acts like Thee Oh Sees and Jay Reatard, Greg Wheeler and the Polygamist Mall Cops add a fresh energy to the Midwest scene.
The band has shared the stage with crowd favorites like Downtown Boys, Death Valley Girls, Bob Log III, Gooch Palms, Dressy Bessy, DCTV and Arc Flash.
Are they really polygamists? Depends on how many drinks they’ve had. Are they really mall cops? Depends on how many drinks they’ve had. But no matter what goes on backstage, their onstage antics are guaranteed to be just as intriguing.