WATCH: Pandemic Live Stream

On April 17th 2021, the band played their first set since the pandemic changed our way of life… via a live stream. The good folks at Transpiritus hosted an absolutely awesome livestream featuring Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cops, Glass Ox and Nicholas Beard. If you missed it, don’t worry… you can watch the whole thing below. 

GDP Artist Spotlight Q&A

Greg did a little Q&A with the Des Moines Music Coalition ahead of Gross Domestic Product (which the band is playing on November 23rd). How did you get started?I’ve been playing in various bands since I was a teenager (The Wheelers, Night Stories, The Slats) and wanted to get a new project going to play songs more in line with … Read More

New 7-inch “Room” Available Now

Greg Wheeler and the Polygamist Mall Cops’ second 7-inch has arrived. Pressed on purple wax and housed in original art by Van Holmgren, the record packs a punch with three high-energy bangers, including crowd favorite, Room. The record is limited to 200 copies, order yours now.

80/35 AFTER PARTY RECORD RELEASE SHOW

The PMC’s have a NEW 7-inch record entilted, “Room” and are having a killer release show to celeberate! Join the band Saturday, July 13th for this sick show with Blood Spell, Quick Piss and Gleaner. Did we mention the show is FREE?

Poly Mall Cops Now Streaming

The Poly Mall Cops’ debut recordings are now available on pretty much every streaming service. Apple Music, Spotify, Tidal, Napster, you name it. Take your pick. For those of you who enjoy tangible items, the 7-inch split with Shitstorm is still available for purchase here.

Split Seven Inch Available Now/Upcoming Dates

The Polygamist Mall Cops’ recording debut is now available! The split seven inch finds the band perfectly paired with St. Louis shriekers, Shitstorm. The disc features six songs, three per band, housed inside a foldout cover designed by Van Holmgren. The record can be purchased via the online store or at one of these upcoming shows.

Mission Creek Festival 2017 – Video!

The band had a blast getting wild at the Mission Creek Festival. Here is video evidence of the proceedings, courtesy of Mission Creek and Flow Media. “We had a chance to explore the Mission Creek Festival last week and came across this gem at the Iowa City Yacht Club. Spread between headliners, the Des Moines band Greg Wheeler and The … Read More