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$25— Limited-edition pink vinyl
$20 — Standard black vinyl

Greg Wheeler and the Polygamist Mall Cops’ debut 12-song LP blasts through a whirlwind of catchy melodies, psychedelic grooves and fuzzed-out bangers, wringing every last drop out of each frantic track.

Featuring original cover art by Kansas City illustrator Jeremy Burns and insert image by Des Moines photographer Alyssa Leicht.