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Music For Misfits included the song “Reception” from the band’s new album “Slimephone Surveillance” in their “October Round Up.” “Greg Wheeler And The Poly Mall Cops released a heavy-punching rock anthem that crashes through the speakers with no apologies and even less restraint. Crackling vocals snarl over a thunderous, rambling soundscape that feels gloriously unhinged, every riff soaked in grit … Read More

More love for Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cops from see/saw (Trusted punk and rock’n’roll publication/newsletter). See/saw included the song “You Make Me Spin” off the band’s new album “Slimephone Surveillance” on their “Best Punk Songs Of October 2025 Playlist” alongside other great acts such as Snooper, Brainbombs, Buio Omega and more! Listen here. See/saw mastermind Evan Minsker also … Read More

Trusted punk and rock’n’roll publication/newsletter/review site see/saw has posted a glowing review for the band’s new album “Slimephone Surveillance” in their Punk This Week roundup. If you love punk music and are looking for more new music, there is no better resource than see/saw. “You want some more wild shit from the Midwest? Des Moines’ Greg Wheeler & the Poly … Read More

Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cop’s new album, “Slimephone Surveillance” is getting some playlist love. Tidal included “Animal” on their “Punk Riot: Best New Punk” playlist. Punk Rock Museum included both “Reception” and “Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” on their “Punk Rock Museum – New Music Friday” Spotify playlist. PUNKLOID also included “Reception” and Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” on their … Read More

Greg spoke with Kill The Music for their “Track By Track” segment, where an artist goes through each song on an album and talks a little bit about the subject matter, writing and recording process. Read it here. DISCLAIMER: This piece is best read on desktop, as the Kill The Music site is a minefield of ads on mobile.

Atlas and Anchor posted a review of the band’s new album “Slimephone Surveillance.” “Like a blinding blast of neon from the shadows, Wheeler, along with drummer Hutch and bassist/vocalist Jill Erin McLain create 10 noisy and frantic punk-fuelled bursts of garage rock with raw, snarling attitude on their new album, with a sound akin to The Cramps.” – Justin Read … Read More

Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cops’ second full-length studio album, “Slimephone Surveillance,” is now officially available wherever you stream music and on vinyl through High Dive Records! This fierce follow-up hits harder and cuts deeper than their 2023 debut “Manic Fever,” charging the band’s fuzzed-out sound forward with rawer emotion, layered production and urgent reflections on modern times.  Give … Read More

Trusted punk and rock’n’roll publication see/saw has included Greg Wheeler and the Poly Mall Cops’ newest single, “Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” on their playlist, “The Best Punk Songs of September 2025.” Check it out here.

Rebel Noise has posted a review of the band’s lead single “Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” from their forthcoming album “Slimephone Surveillance“. “The track pairs fuzzed-out guitar riffs with pounding rhythms to deliver a biting reflection on the grip of modern technology and the strange ways privacy has been surrendered in the digital age. Their sound rooted in the grit of … Read More

Loren Green at Scene Point Blank gave the new single “Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” a spin and called it, “a quick ‘n’ dirty romper in the Jay Reatard school of rock.” Read it here.